This is mortifying! And hilarious. Talk about a train wreck. I'm so glad this girl (and her parents) clearly have their priorities in order. It totally reminds me of that scene in "Miss Congeniality"... "Describe your perfect date"..."Well, my idea of a perfect date would be April 23rd. Because it's not too warm or too cold, and all you need is a light jacket. " At least her answer made sense to her. I mean really, what?!?!? WHAT?!?!?