I came across the best ever Etsy store. She sells "Hate Mail". I had a tremendous laugh of it. These are my favs:
It says "LOVE IS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY" and then the inside says "SORRY". Oh my gosh, I'm totally laughing again. Ahh... And my other favorite - these little calling cards:
I'm going to order a set of these. Seriously - haven't you ever come back to your car and found the yahoo next to you is so close you can barely get in and you just want to leave a note on their windshield, but it's too much effort? Problem solved. Just pull one of these little babies out of your purse. Voila!
I also like the cheery card that say "KEEP YOUR CHINS UP". HA HA HA!
She has a bunch more funny ones. Check 'em out.
I seriously can't stop giggling. Was it something I ate?!
OK, one more:
I'm gonna pee my pants.